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my commentary on 'taken' liam: now that you can't have me...
me: i never had the chance to begin with...
liam: ...you suddenly want me.
me: I'VE ALWAYS WANTED YOU SLUT




How to put the moves on One Direction with Liam Payne

Step 1: You must start with rubbing a wall (any surface should work)
Example here:

Step 2: Carefully slide your hand down the wall (or surface) and place it around his body….
Like so:

Step 3: ENJOY YOUR CLOSENESS! 

*Disclaimer: This won’t work on everyone. But it does seem to work on Harry so I’d start with him. 

(Source: taylorraee, via letmalikyou-zaynbebz)





okay im not writing Liar Liar anymore.

it’s been 3 months since i’ve written anything, 

and seriously, it was gonna end the same way everyone else’s does.

so yeah. that’s the end of that. :/

i’ll write one shots & maybe start a new fanfic later. but for now, it’s just one shots. :)





Liar Liar. -Chapter 8

Harry & I walked out hand in hand, prepared for the boys’ teasing.
“See! I told you she would tell him not to stop! I told you.”
I just laughed along with them, trying to hide my embarrassment. 

“Fuck off, guys.”
Harry obviously had enough of their jokes.
“Babe, it’s okay. They’re just being them.”
Harry rolled his eyes & shook his head & let them carry on. They continues with their jokes until we got to the lobby. From there, they loaded their car & headed to the airport. 

“We’ll meet you there, boys.”
“Okay. See you in a bit.”
Harry kissed my nose and went into the car.

Alex & I walked to the car without saying anything. She didn’t comment on what had just happened in the room. She was there with the boys when I walked out. She seemed upset. She got into the driver’s seat & turned on the car. 

“Alex? Are you okay?”
She looked at me & she looked mad and sad at the same time.
“Yeah.”
I raised my eyebrow & got into the car.
“Alex, no you’re not. What’s wrong?”
“Mmm. I’m just gonna miss the boys, that’s all.”
“Aww, Alex, it’ll be okay. We still have each other.”
She smiled & turned the radio up. We drove the rest of the way in silence.  

When we got to the airport, it wasn’t hard to find the boys.
Mobs of girls everywhere with their cameras out, yelling the boys’ names. To be honest, I was kinda nervous. I mean, I’ve seen what these girls have done to the other boys’ girlfriends. The mean things they say. But if I was going to be with Harry, this is what was going to happen. But I wasn’t sure if I could handle it.

Harry saw us walking up to them & smiled. He hugged me and tried to kiss me. I moved away & he looked confused.

“What’s wrong, love?”
“Uhmm…”
“What?” He was worried.
“It’s just that I don’t wanna kiss you in front of your fans.”
He chuckled and grabbed me by waist.
“Babe, they won’t mind.”
“Harry, you don’t understand how much they want you. They’ll hate me forever.”
“Nah. Babe, it’ll be okay.”
“You don’t obviously don’t understand, Styles. I’d have to delete Twitter & my Facebook and maybe my Tumblr, if they find me, because God knows the type of stuff I’ll get. I’ll get death threats, Harry! DEATH THREATS!”
He laughed at me, which made me giggle.
“Baby, I don’t understand why you would care. Any insult they tell you is just because they’re jealous you’re so perfect & you’re the one that gets to hold my hand & you’re the one that can sleep on my chest & you’re the one that gets my texts & calls & you’re the one that, uhmm, that I’m in love with.” 
He’s in love with me? I looked into his green eyes & smiled. He made everything so much better.  
“Harry, I love you so much. You don’t even know.”
He smiled & kissed me. Very passionately. I heard girls gasp & I’m sure some started crying. This was gonna be bad. I’d be everywhere. Let the hate begin. I didn’t even care anymore. After what Harry told me, I’d be okay. 

He released me from the kiss & held my hand. 
“Let’s go meet the fans!”
“Are you an idiot?! They’ll throw their phones at me.”
“Haha, babe…”
I sighed, “Okay babe.”

We walked to the crowd of girls & I prepared for the worst. Harry smiled at his fans & I kinda hid behind him. The girls asked who I was among themselves. I kinda smiled & Harry heard their question. 
“She’s my girlfriend, gals.”
They all smiled, but I could tell they didn’t mean it.
“She’s pretty, isn’t she?”
Harry is embarrassing. I giggled & the girls just eyed me. I smiled at them & they smiled back. 
“Can I get a picture with you both?”
“Sure.”
I posed for the picture on side of her & Harry on the other side.
After that, we took pictures with a couple of other supportive fans, but most of them just glared at me.

After a while, their manager told them their flight was boarding & they needed to go.
Alex & I walked them over & said goodbye. We hugged them all & they gave us kisses on the cheek. Harry was the last one I said goodbye to. 

“I’ll miss you, Harry.”
He kissed my forehead & hugged me.
“I’ll miss you too. But I’ll be back before you know it. I’ll call you whenever I have time & I’ll text you through out the day & we can Skype & stuff. And I’ll visit whenever I can.”
“Yeah, Harry, I know. But it’s not the same.”
“But it’s how it’s gonna work. I promise everything will be okay.”
“Okay. I love you, Styles.”
“I really need a nickname for you. I love you too, Elisa.”
He squeezed me & then released me from the hug.
“See you later, babe.”
I waved at him & watched him walk away.  



#one direction  #Harry Styles  #one direction fanfic  #harry styles fanfic  


Liar Liar. -Chapter 7

So after that incident, Harry and I stayed in the room with everybody else. I mean, we couldn’t leave now. Everyone would know what we’d be doing. So we just laid on the bed snuggling & making silly faces at each other while everyone else talked. Just having these last few moments with him made me feel better. It made me feel like everything would be okay while he was gone. That I would be able to survive. That’s what I loved about Harry. He could make everything feel so right & perfect without even trying. 

After a couple of minutes, we heard a knock on the door. 
“Boys, it’s time to go. Meet me downstairs with all your things in 5.”
Ugh. No. I didn’t want them to go. I’d have to live months without them. Without Harry. 

The boys gathered their stuff & headed out the door.
“You girls coming?” Liam asked.
“Yeah.” 
Alex & I started for the door when Harry grabbed onto my arm.  
“Uhmm, Elisa, could you stay here for a minute? I need to talk to you about something.” and then winked at me.  
I understood his secret code and nodded.
He looked over at Liam & Alex who were still standing at the door.
He kinda shooed them away with a jerk of his head. Liam got it. 
“Oh. C’mon Alex. Let’s go with the boys. Leave these two alone. Have fun you two!” He said as he started to close the door.  

As soon as the door was closed, Harry ambushed me with a passionate kiss. He cupped my face with his manly hands & just kissed me. I pulled away from him and stared into his green orbs.
“I’m gonna miss you, Styles.”
“No, don’t start with your sappyness. I’ll cry.”
“Well, I am. It’s 5 months away from you.”
“Ah, not entirely 5 months. I can come & visit.”
“But still. You’re not gonna be here all the time.”  
“It’ll be okay, love.”

Fuck him and his cute little British nicknames. They made me melt everytime.

He kissed me again, which ended up in a heated make out session. So much for being downstairs in 5 minutes. He leaded me over to the bed without breaking from kiss and pushed me down onto it. He got on top & removed his shirt before kissing me again. I knew where this was leading, and I was ready to go with the flow. He proceeded to remove my shirt. I messed with his belt buckle and took it off in a swift motion. I unbuttoned his pants & he pulled them down, leaving his boxers. He quickly took off my shorts, so that all was left between us was was our underwear. He stopped & just kissed me. Now, don’t get me wrong, I loved kissing Harry, but by this point, I needed him in me. 
“Harry, could you just…”
His beautiful green eyes met mine as he kicked off his boxers & I slipped my panties off. 
“You ready, babe?” He said as he aligned his hips with mine.
I nodded & prepared myself for his entrance. 

Except there was a knock at the door.
Our heads turned towards the door and waited for a voice.

“Fuck,” Harry said under his breath. “What do you want?”
He was pissed.
Louis’ voice emerged from behind the door,
“Oh, nothing. Just wanted to know what you were doing?”
“Oh, I know! Elisa!” Zayn answered.
Here we go again.  

“Hey, Harry, what’s up?”
“Your penis.”
I burst out in laughter once again & Harry shook his head and looked at me.  
I was still laughing, but Harry was going to get his way.
He pushed himself into me, which made me scream in shock.
“Just real quick.”
“Fuck, Harry! You could’ve told me something!” I said between my laughs & moans.
“Elisa, shh. They’re right outside.”
It was not my fault that I had to moan. He just knew where to go.  
As he  drove me closer to my high, my moans got louder & louder.
“Harry… go harder…”
He did as he was told, practically ramming himself into me.  
By the time I was close, I was screaming his name & curses.
I heard cheering from outside, which meant all the boys could totally hear all this, but I didn’t care.
“Fuck Harry. Don’t stop.”
“Alright babe.”
A few more thrusts & I had reached my high. I screamed Harry’s name and he released himself into me a couple of moments after that & collapsed onto me after a few more thrusts. The boys cheered from outside the door & made more jokes.
I looked over at him as we tried to catch our breath. 
“I’m seriously going to kill them all in their sleep.”
I laughed & got up & put on my clothes.
“Let’s go, babe. You’re gonna miss your flight.”  



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Liar Liar. -Chapter 6

So Harry & I spent most of the week together. Mostly just at home, chilling. I tried to spend as much time with him as I could before he & the boys had to go back to their busy schedules. But I could never have enough time with him. 

Today was their last day here though. Harry was at their hotel packing & Alex & I were supposed to go meet up with them later on. I was pretty bummed out. I had our song on repeat & just cried for hours. I don’t know how I was gonna be able to make it all this time without him. 

In the midst of my sobs, Harry had texted me.
“Hey babe. You coming? We have to be at the airport by 6.” 

No. I didn’t want him to go.
“Yeah. I’m just waiting for Alex. I’ll be there in a bit.”
Within a minute, he replied with:
“Okay. I love you. See you in a bit. x”

I put the phone down and fixed myself up & forced myself to be crying. 
I knew if I was going to be in a relationship with Harry, it’d mean that I would have to go for periods of time without him. I couldn’t just cry all the time. I needed to be strong.

I heard honking outside, which meant Alex was here. I put finishing touches on & hid every sign that I was crying. Even though I knew Alex could probably still tell. I went outside and met Alex.
“Hey Elisa. Ready to go?”
“Ready as I’ll ever be.”

The drive to the hotel was the longest ride ever. I just didn’t want to say bye to Harry. Or to the other boys. They were all my best friends.
Alex made small talk with me, which kinda distracted me for a minute. 
And then out of all the songs in the universe, Lucky just had to start playing on the radio.
My eyes shot open & I stared at the stereo like it had just killed my dog or something. I started crying & I lost all self control. 
“ALEX. NO. NO.”
“WHAT THE FUCK, ELISA?! WHAT’S GOING ON!?”
“I can’t tell him bye! We’ve only been together for a week! I’m going to die! I will die without him. I can’t! I’m just gonna kill myself!” 
I sounded like madman.
“Elisa! You need calm the fuck down! Stop yelling! I am going to crash!”
“GOOD. MAYBE I’LL DIE & I WON’T HAVE TO LIFE WITHOUT HARRY.”
“You are such a drama queen! Stop. Stop now. You sound like a little kid.”
“HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITHOUT HIM? I AM GOING TO DIE!”
“ELISA! Shut up! Oh my God, shut up. You’re gonna be fine. Stop now. If we get to the hotel & Harry sees you like this, he’s not going to want to leave & you will ruin his career & he will hate you forever.”
“NO. BUT. Ugh. I’m just gonna miss him so much.”
“Yeah, but you don’t have to start yelling & proclaiming you are going to commit suicide. You’ll be fine. It’s okay. Breathe.” 
She was right. What the fuck was I freaking out about? This was terrible. I was being such a baby.
“Yeah. Sorry Alex.”
“It’s okay. I’m pretty sure I’d be the same way if I had Harry.”
“Yeah. Okay. I’m okay.”
“Such a drama queen.”

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So we got to the hotel & went to the boys’ room. We knocked on the door & Niall opened it. A roar of “Vas happenin’?“‘s emerged when we entered. I laughed at the boys & their stupid joke & hugged them all. It was good to see them before they left. Harry stood up & and gave me a long hug. He was so warm and soft and he smelled so good. It felt like the hug lasted forever. I was going to miss him so much. He released me from the hug & I sat down on one of the beds. We all joked around with each other before they had to go. I played with Harry’s fingers while listening to the boys’ jokes & stories & tried to distract myself from the fact that he was leaving. 

In the middle of one of Louis’ hilarious stories, Harry leaned over & whispered in my ear. 
“We still have some time. Do you wanna go somewhere, to…”

Harry was a very very loud whisperer, so everyone heard his “whisper”.
Everyone had their eyes on us & I couldn’t help but laugh. It was so awkward.
Harry’s face was so red & I was pretty embarrassed as well, but I just couldn’t stop laughing. 

“AWW YEAH. HARRY GETTING IT IN. GO HARRY. WHOO WHOO!” 
“I bet she’s all like, UHHH HARRY. DON’T STOP. UHHH.”
“HARDER HARRY. GO HARRY.”
By this point, I almost pissed my pants. I was on the floor laughing & Harry, poor thing, he was so embarrassed.

“GUYS. Thank you! Stop!”
Harry was so mad. But I was still having a laugh attack.  
The boys obviously didn’t give a fuck. They continued with their moaning & vulgar movements.

“Elisa, this isn’t funny. You’re not the slightest bit embarrassed about this?”
I’d answer him, if I could talk.
I just found them so funny. They had stopped & I had controlled myself.
What was I going to do without these boys? 



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